125 stupid questions.
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shade1841) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Are you ready for 125 retarded answers?
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Lolyes.
3) Do you believe in God?
No.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Probably my mum.
5) Do you regret it?
Hehe, no.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
I need to get myself checked for it. Apparently I show a lot of the symptoms.
7) Have a best friend?
Yep! ^_^
8) Are you a boy or girl?
Male.
9) What is your relationship status?
Single.
10) How do you want to die?
Probably in my sleep. That, or in service to something/someone that I care about.
11) What did you last eat?
Rissoles and salad! <3
12) Played any sports?
Only in high school. Futsal and volleyball.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Sometimes, but not as much as I used to.
14) When was your last physical fight?
I've never actually been in a physical fight. Something I'm not very proud of. Say what you like, it's experience that I would consider valuable. But no, I was a weak cunt as a kid.
15) Do you have an attitude?
Define "attitude". :P Pretty obvious that this meme was written by a high school kid, hehe. I have a "style", sure. Although I don't use it to piss people off, and I usually keep it to myself anyway.
16) Ever been arrested?
Nah.
17) What is your real name?
Joseph.
18)Do you have a lot of friends?
I do, actually! More than I thought I would ever have. All but a couple are online, of course, but that counts. :)
19) Are you gonna get drunk later?
Hah, I wish I had access to alcohol. <_<
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yeah, sometimes.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl it!
23) Do you tan a lot?
Lolno. Although I get ridiculous tan lines when I work in the sun. If I tried to tan, I could do it easily.
24) Have any pets?
Nope. Used to have a cat, but he ran away.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Full, comfy. A little tired. Lonely, but I mostly suppress that when I can.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Both of those.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
No.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Would depend on a lot of things, but I highly doubt it.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
No.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
To see things, or to meddle? To see things like the dinosaurs or the Big Bang or even see if Jesus existed would be fucking incredible. I wouldn't want to meddle, though.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Don't we all? But it's best not to hang onto regrets.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Most likely I'll be physically restraining myself from spending $50 on a Homestuck hoodie.
33) Do you want to have kids?
Right now, I don't see myself having them, no. Perhaps when I'm older I'll change my mind.
34) Ever kissed somebody whose name starts with an M?
Nah.
35) Do you type fast?
Fast enough. In terms of relative speed, I'm faster on a phone keyboard than on a computer keyboard, but I can still keep up.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Just my left earlobe. Never wear it.
37) Want any more?
Not at this point in my life.
38) Can you spell well?
Well... to be honest, better than anyone I know.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yeah, sorta. But not enough that it bothers me.
40) What are you craving right now?
Cuddles. <_<
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
When I was 9 or 10, yeah. Never a real one, though, and not on a beach.
42) When is the last time you went shopping?
Can't remember.
43) Have you ever been "on a horse"?
If that's meant to be an innuendo, I have no idea what you're on about. I have been on horseback before, when I was... 7 or 8? Fucked if I can remember.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
No.
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I highly doubt it. Hope not, though. :/
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I don't think so.
48) Did you speak to your father today?
Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Of course.
50) What should you be doing?
Making a fire.
51) What's irritating you right now?
Back pain.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Heh. Yeah.
53) Does somebody love you?
I have friends who love me. I don't think there's anyone who fancies me, though.
54) What is your favorite color(s)?
Purple.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Once or twice.
56) Do you have a phone?
Yep. Very happy I got the one I did.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Not particularly. I trust way too easily, but I'm good at being trusted, too.
58) Are you gonna get high later?
Not since I gave up weed.
59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
I nearly did once, but thankfully didn't have to.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Sorta. There's still a bit of resentment, but they're not aware of it, and I don't let it bother me most of the time.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I can't remember. Usually I just cry on my own.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nah.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Depends on a lot of things.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I actually think it might be. I've come so far.
67) What was your childhood nickname?
Just, Joe.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Haha, once. It was in summer, in the middle of the night. Long story. I was alone, though.
69) Do you think you're a good person?
I try to be one, and I'm told I am, so I suppose I can say yes.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not in the mystical sense regarding "fate" or anything like that.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Almost finished catching up on Homestuck. ^_^ Then I properly caught up on it this morning.
72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
Not really.
73) What is bothering you?
I'm just lonely. And, well, very sexually frustrated. :/
74) Have you ever been out of town?
Plenty of times.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Nah. Not a huge fan of the games available.
76) Are you listening to music right now? What song?
I'm going through Homestuck Vol. 9 at the moment. Now playing: Skaianet.
77) Do you like Chinese (food)?
It's alright. Would like to try REAL Chinese food, though.
78) Do you know your fathers b-day?
September 6th, IIRC.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
If you're talking about exams and stuff? I don't think there's anything ethically wrong with it, but you're the one who has the pay the consequences for not needing to learn your stuff properly..
81) Are you mean?
Not all that often.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Lolno.
83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
Like I really care.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Hah. I don't even think about any such thing. That's just... so fukken broad, and stylised, and eh. I do believe in... srs love? I guess my definition of "true love" would be love, but backed up with a strong friendship.
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
I like current!me much more than past!me, absolutely. I do hope to keep improving, though.
86) Have you ever been out of state?
A few times, yeah.
88) Do you like the outside?
Depends on a lot of things. It can be pretty beautiful, I'll give it that.
89) Are you currently bored?
No, I'm just doing these longarse meme because I have other things to do.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
I dunno. I would think it irritating, but I do rather like having a pet name. Not "baby", though. "Babe", perhaps. Would prefer something else, though.
92) Are you hungry?
Just ate!
93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes.
94) What makes you happy?
Learning!
95) Would you change your name?
Maybe. I like my first name, but not my middle or last name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No.
97) The best memory you've had in a Library?
Just, all the moments I've spent reading in them. Or the joy of finding that one book I've been looking for.
98) Do you watch the news?
Rarely, if ever.
99) What's your zodiac sign?
Aquarius. Its supposed personality type is scarily accurate to me.
100) Do you like Subway?
Sortamaybekinda.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Likes me as in fancies me? I honestly don't know. Most likely I'd give a relationship a try, see if it worked out. If yes, cool. If not, oh well, we're still friends. ^_^
103) Do you talk like your friends?
I've picked up a lot of speech patterns and quirks from people I know.
104) Do you like to talk to your friends?
I do.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Plenty of times.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Aye. ^_^
107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
My dad.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It wouldn't be idea, although depending on the person, I may not mind all that much.
109) Do you go to church?
Lolno.
110) What's going on between you and your best friend?
Just... talking. Sometimes. Geekery. Lots of geekery.
111)Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Can't remember.
112) Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Nah.
113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
I don't mind the odd piercing, and tattoos can be pretty cool. I admit, have a bit of a weakness for (unobtrusive) nose and tongue piercings.
114) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, pants, or shorts?
In this weather, trackies, aka sweats.
115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
Probably black. Most useful.
116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
Under the house, to grab a sheet to wear while I break in.
117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Night.
118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
No.
119) Do you want to please everyone?
Sometimes I unconsciously do this. I try not to, though.
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Nah.
121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Hehe, yeah.
122) Are you alone?
At the moment, yes.
123) Do you have any older siblings?
No, although plenty of younger.
124) Fave film you've seen lately?
I don't watch movies all that often, but I did see Captain America recently, and I actually liked it a lot more than I thought I would.
125) How many months until your birthday?
Six.
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Oh. That's it? Oh well, time to find something else to do.
Are you ready for 125 retarded answers?
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Lolyes.
3) Do you believe in God?
No.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Probably my mum.
5) Do you regret it?
Hehe, no.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
I need to get myself checked for it. Apparently I show a lot of the symptoms.
7) Have a best friend?
Yep! ^_^
8) Are you a boy or girl?
Male.
9) What is your relationship status?
Single.
10) How do you want to die?
Probably in my sleep. That, or in service to something/someone that I care about.
11) What did you last eat?
Rissoles and salad! <3
12) Played any sports?
Only in high school. Futsal and volleyball.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Sometimes, but not as much as I used to.
14) When was your last physical fight?
I've never actually been in a physical fight. Something I'm not very proud of. Say what you like, it's experience that I would consider valuable. But no, I was a weak cunt as a kid.
15) Do you have an attitude?
Define "attitude". :P Pretty obvious that this meme was written by a high school kid, hehe. I have a "style", sure. Although I don't use it to piss people off, and I usually keep it to myself anyway.
16) Ever been arrested?
Nah.
17) What is your real name?
Joseph.
18)Do you have a lot of friends?
I do, actually! More than I thought I would ever have. All but a couple are online, of course, but that counts. :)
19) Are you gonna get drunk later?
Hah, I wish I had access to alcohol. <_<
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nah.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yeah, sometimes.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl it!
23) Do you tan a lot?
Lolno. Although I get ridiculous tan lines when I work in the sun. If I tried to tan, I could do it easily.
24) Have any pets?
Nope. Used to have a cat, but he ran away.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Full, comfy. A little tired. Lonely, but I mostly suppress that when I can.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Both of those.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
No.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Would depend on a lot of things, but I highly doubt it.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
No.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
To see things, or to meddle? To see things like the dinosaurs or the Big Bang or even see if Jesus existed would be fucking incredible. I wouldn't want to meddle, though.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Don't we all? But it's best not to hang onto regrets.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Most likely I'll be physically restraining myself from spending $50 on a Homestuck hoodie.
33) Do you want to have kids?
Right now, I don't see myself having them, no. Perhaps when I'm older I'll change my mind.
34) Ever kissed somebody whose name starts with an M?
Nah.
35) Do you type fast?
Fast enough. In terms of relative speed, I'm faster on a phone keyboard than on a computer keyboard, but I can still keep up.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Just my left earlobe. Never wear it.
37) Want any more?
Not at this point in my life.
38) Can you spell well?
Well... to be honest, better than anyone I know.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yeah, sorta. But not enough that it bothers me.
40) What are you craving right now?
Cuddles. <_<
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
When I was 9 or 10, yeah. Never a real one, though, and not on a beach.
42) When is the last time you went shopping?
Can't remember.
43) Have you ever been "on a horse"?
If that's meant to be an innuendo, I have no idea what you're on about. I have been on horseback before, when I was... 7 or 8? Fucked if I can remember.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
No.
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I highly doubt it. Hope not, though. :/
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I don't think so.
48) Did you speak to your father today?
Yes.
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Of course.
50) What should you be doing?
Making a fire.
51) What's irritating you right now?
Back pain.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Heh. Yeah.
53) Does somebody love you?
I have friends who love me. I don't think there's anyone who fancies me, though.
54) What is your favorite color(s)?
Purple.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Once or twice.
56) Do you have a phone?
Yep. Very happy I got the one I did.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Not particularly. I trust way too easily, but I'm good at being trusted, too.
58) Are you gonna get high later?
Not since I gave up weed.
59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
I nearly did once, but thankfully didn't have to.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Sorta. There's still a bit of resentment, but they're not aware of it, and I don't let it bother me most of the time.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I can't remember. Usually I just cry on my own.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nah.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Depends on a lot of things.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I actually think it might be. I've come so far.
67) What was your childhood nickname?
Just, Joe.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Haha, once. It was in summer, in the middle of the night. Long story. I was alone, though.
69) Do you think you're a good person?
I try to be one, and I'm told I am, so I suppose I can say yes.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not in the mystical sense regarding "fate" or anything like that.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Almost finished catching up on Homestuck. ^_^ Then I properly caught up on it this morning.
72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
Not really.
73) What is bothering you?
I'm just lonely. And, well, very sexually frustrated. :/
74) Have you ever been out of town?
Plenty of times.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Nah. Not a huge fan of the games available.
76) Are you listening to music right now? What song?
I'm going through Homestuck Vol. 9 at the moment. Now playing: Skaianet.
77) Do you like Chinese (food)?
It's alright. Would like to try REAL Chinese food, though.
78) Do you know your fathers b-day?
September 6th, IIRC.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
If you're talking about exams and stuff? I don't think there's anything ethically wrong with it, but you're the one who has the pay the consequences for not needing to learn your stuff properly..
81) Are you mean?
Not all that often.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Lolno.
83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
Like I really care.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Hah. I don't even think about any such thing. That's just... so fukken broad, and stylised, and eh. I do believe in... srs love? I guess my definition of "true love" would be love, but backed up with a strong friendship.
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
I like current!me much more than past!me, absolutely. I do hope to keep improving, though.
86) Have you ever been out of state?
A few times, yeah.
88) Do you like the outside?
Depends on a lot of things. It can be pretty beautiful, I'll give it that.
89) Are you currently bored?
No, I'm just doing these longarse meme because I have other things to do.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
I dunno. I would think it irritating, but I do rather like having a pet name. Not "baby", though. "Babe", perhaps. Would prefer something else, though.
92) Are you hungry?
Just ate!
93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes.
94) What makes you happy?
Learning!
95) Would you change your name?
Maybe. I like my first name, but not my middle or last name.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No.
97) The best memory you've had in a Library?
Just, all the moments I've spent reading in them. Or the joy of finding that one book I've been looking for.
98) Do you watch the news?
Rarely, if ever.
99) What's your zodiac sign?
Aquarius. Its supposed personality type is scarily accurate to me.
100) Do you like Subway?
Sortamaybekinda.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Likes me as in fancies me? I honestly don't know. Most likely I'd give a relationship a try, see if it worked out. If yes, cool. If not, oh well, we're still friends. ^_^
103) Do you talk like your friends?
I've picked up a lot of speech patterns and quirks from people I know.
104) Do you like to talk to your friends?
I do.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Plenty of times.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Aye. ^_^
107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
My dad.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It wouldn't be idea, although depending on the person, I may not mind all that much.
109) Do you go to church?
Lolno.
110) What's going on between you and your best friend?
Just... talking. Sometimes. Geekery. Lots of geekery.
111)Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Can't remember.
112) Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Nah.
113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
I don't mind the odd piercing, and tattoos can be pretty cool. I admit, have a bit of a weakness for (unobtrusive) nose and tongue piercings.
114) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, pants, or shorts?
In this weather, trackies, aka sweats.
115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
Probably black. Most useful.
116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
Under the house, to grab a sheet to wear while I break in.
117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Night.
118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
No.
119) Do you want to please everyone?
Sometimes I unconsciously do this. I try not to, though.
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Nah.
121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Hehe, yeah.
122) Are you alone?
At the moment, yes.
123) Do you have any older siblings?
No, although plenty of younger.
124) Fave film you've seen lately?
I don't watch movies all that often, but I did see Captain America recently, and I actually liked it a lot more than I thought I would.
125) How many months until your birthday?
Six.
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Oh. That's it? Oh well, time to find something else to do.